beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

mintsprii:

this started out as johndave what happened

ikimaru:

/sobbing

he’s a shark

[merstuck]

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

psyducked:

now we’re talking

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

rikmayallinthetardis:

Out of curiosity, could you take a moment to reblog this if you believe that demisexuality exists? I’m demisexual, and I feel like demisexuality goes really under the radar, even within the asexual community umbrella. A lot of people don’t believe that it exists, and even within the ace community, demisexuality is still questioned as being legitimate, although we share the same flag. So reblog this is if you believe it exists. image

coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

yosuhana:

do you ever just wanna message someone and say hi but it’s been like a couple months since you last spoke so it’s like awkward because you dont know if they even want to talk to you anymore anyway and just

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goatings:

-wHIPS THIS AT YOU-

SORRY NOT SORRY

frankierospanties:

MCR Music Videos as old movies: Black Parade Era